Thor = Bore
Hey, hey, hey, look what we have here. some dude with a hammer. Happy days! But really, I mean, come on!
Thor starts a war by attacking ice giants and is banished.
He goes to earth and is one insane jerk.
A scientist picks him up, not knowing who he is and where he comes from, which is really, really not smart.
What if he was some criminal and steals all your stuff?
Anyway, stuff happens and Thor's brother tries to kill him. I know it sounds like I'm skipping things but really, I'm not.
Be warned I will start to put spoilers at the end of the reviews so you don't have to spend your hard earned money for torture.
If you are a fan of Thor ( I'm not) you might like this. If you are a normal person, then...how do i put this...you would most likely rather be spending your money on something that is worth your time. so long story short, don't even bother. 1/2 stars out of 5. That's right, that bad!
*SPOILER*
So what happens is:
Thor falls in love with the scientist.
The robot does some property damage but Thor is not killed.
The brother kills himself.
The portal from earth to Thor's place is destroyed and Thor is sad he can't see the chick.
Thor becomes king.
Done.
Now you know and don't have to waste your money.
